• Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

Some things never change.

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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sckrpnch:

When you make a new best friend

sckrpnch:

When you make a new best friend

ruinedchildhood:

Me as a parent

ruinedchildhood:

Me as a parent

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

I laugh every single time.

self-loveandfood:

charizard:

i—still—do:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

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YES YES YES YES YES

arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

lulz-time:

A short story of a college students life

aseaofquotes:

Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha

aseaofquotes:

Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha

radium-rollercoaster:

deansass:

how about a spinoff about Ben (Lisa’s son) grown up and having to become a hunter

Now, either he can end up accidentally hunting demon!Dean or he can run into Dean on a hunt and I want to see the result.

0ut-0f-the-dark:

Soccer players in the world cup be getting barely touched and falling like

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officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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what-d1d-y0u-expect:

I want future generations to be taught the importance of this photo

what-d1d-y0u-expect:

I want future generations to be taught the importance of this photo